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{\an8}[♪ theme music playing]
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{\an8}I don't get why you brush your buggalo.
They have no hair.
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{\an8}- Shh. They don't know that.
- Don't know what?
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{\an8}They're just such beautiful creatures.
My parents own the largest herd on Mars.
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{\an8}Where do you keep them all?
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{\an8}O-M-Jah!
Don't know I missed them.
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{\an8}We raise them for food,
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{\an8}but Betsy here,
has been my pet since I was a kid.
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{\an8}- That's why we not eat her.
- [whimpers]
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{\an8}- Yet.
- I don't know how I missed you either.
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{\an8}Amy, you forget the best part
of raising buggalo.
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Bugfighting season.
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Neat!
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{\an8}Nobody's gonna fight
sweet little Betsy, are they?
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{\an8}No, no, females too wimpy.
Buggalo matadors only fight the males.
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{\an8}[growling]
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{\an8}How do I keep missing these things?
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{\an8}Nobody should be fighting
any kind of buggalo.
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{\an8}It's cruel and inhumanoid.
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{\an8}Oh, please!
They're just brainless insects.
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Really?
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Because they have very large brain pans
according to the brain-o-meter.
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Big don't mean smart.
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{\an8}Zoidberg's big, but he got
the intelligence of a brine shrimp.
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{\an8}Thank you, sir.
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{\an8}It's not about intelligence.
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{\an8}There's just something special
about them.
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[buggalo slurps]
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Ew. Gross.
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[chomps]
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After lunch, you all come downtown.
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We kick off bugfighting season
with the running of the buggalo.
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Sounds dangerous.
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Oh, no. A couple of people get killed,
not many.
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Not dangerous at all.
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People get killed, you say?
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Four... Five tops. Plus some robots.
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But mostly people, you say? I'll do it.
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- Let's do it.
- Let's run it.
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You guys can't be serious.
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Leela, you're not gonna
participate in this, are you?
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Uh... How about
we let this be your issue?
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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Welcome, spectators,
runners, and coffin salesmen,
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to the annual running of the buggalo!
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[crowd cheering]
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We got a great group of buggalo...
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[growling]
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And a lazy-looking bunch of runners.
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[all grumbling]
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So sign those liability waivers,
say goodbye to your loved ones...
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And run for your lives!
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[crowd cheering]
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[Don Cunningham]
And they're off and running.
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Hello, splatter fans,
Don Cunningham here.
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The Red Planet will run red today,
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with the blood of its bravest heroes.
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Also, their guts.
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[panting]
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[snoring]
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[exclaiming]
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[panting]
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[gasps]
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Whew. Ah!
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Next time, watch where you're going.
[groans]
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[thuds]
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[Don] And the buggalo make the turn
towards the Mars Vegas Strip,
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home of the $1.99 sub prime rib.
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Come on! Baby needs a new left hip.
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Man! I'm running out of steam.
Good thing that's not what I run on.
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[gasps]
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[♪ romantic music playing]
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[panting]
I'm Bender, baby. What's your name?
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Marquita Maria Christina Chiquita
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- Alana Paloma Ramona Rosita...
- Uh-huh. Right.
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- ...Catalina...
- Okay.
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Lupe Lunes Martes Miercoles Jueves
Viernes Sabado Domingo.
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Cat's got some moves.
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He's very light on his feet
for a two-ton robot.
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I've never seen such beauty.
Do you have many more names?
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Yes, many!
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- Veronica Helena Hermina...
- Right.
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- Francesca Esperanza...
- Okay.
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- Valentina Carmelita...
- Keep going. [groans]
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Leonora Lupita Isabella
Juanita Teresa Sofia Mariana
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Benihana Bonita
Nereida Guadalupe Alvarez.
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Ah...
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[Bender groans]
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No! Where'd she go?
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Oh!
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I'll never see
the love of my life again.
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And even more tragic,
she'll never see me again!
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[sobbing]
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[Don] Another magnificent running
of the buggalo has come to an end,
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along with many lives.
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What a sick and unnecessary exercise
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and such a beautiful tradition.
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[sighs]
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Excuse me, Señor Bender.
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- I'm Abner Doubledeal.
- I know you.
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You're the commissioner
of the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.
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And also every other league.
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Plus I'm El Comisario of La Asociación
de Bugfighting.
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And I need you to be my new matador.
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What happened to the old matador?
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He retired.
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I don't know. It seems dangerous.
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I mean, I know I'm great,
but do you think I'm great enough?
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Definitely not.
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That's why you'll need to be trained
by the greatest matador alive.
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[gasps]
Marquita Maria Christina et cetera?
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I would die a thousand deaths
to spend one minute with her. [groans]
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Then you have chosen
the right line of work.
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[♪ Spanish music playing]
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Marquita's the best.
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You'll wanna learn
all her trademark moves.
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Trademark infringement? My specialty!
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[snorting]
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- [knife slashes]
- [crowd gasps]
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And Matador Marquita dispatches
the honorable beast with utmost honor.
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I've never seen so much honor, folks.
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I just hope Marquita
doesn't slip on all that honor.
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Bender, I want you to meet your trainer.
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Matador Marquita Maria Christina
something something.
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Comisario, if you can't remember
a simple name, I'm not...
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I remember it!
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Chiquita Alana Paloma Ramona Rosita
Carolina Lupe Lunes Marta...
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Just train him to survive the season.
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I gotta go.
The NFL's up for sale on Craigslist.
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Valentina Carmelita Leonora...
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You remember that
from our brief meeting?
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...Alvarez.
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I pay close attention
when things are about to get jiggy.
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I, too, was struck by the thunderbolt
of love at first sight.
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But love must wait until you have
studied the ways of the bugfighter.
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First study, then jiggy?
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Patience is the hallmark of the matador.
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[groans]
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We shall begin with the most
important element of bugfighting.
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Stabbing? Screaming? Jigging?
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Clothing.
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[♪ Spanish music plays]
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Uh, you got anything slimming?
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I want to give the buggalo
as small a target as possible.
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Sir, my family has been making
matador outfits for seven generations.
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So you're experienced?
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My father died yesterday.
You're my first customer.
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Honestly, most of our
matador work is repairs.
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Lots and lots of repairs.
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[♪ Spanish music playing]
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[Marquita groans]
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[Marquita panting]
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Uh-uh.
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Only if you survive your first bugfight.
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And maybe gargle something.
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In honor of Bender's
first bugfight tomorrow,
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Buggalo Wings with Martian Valley Ranch.
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Them's good eats.
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I can't believe you're going
through with this, Bender.
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They're just innocent bugs.
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And yet you're eating one right now.
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No, I'm not.
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- This is Beyond Buggalo.
- Yuck.
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What's it made from, plant?
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No. Pork. I never did like pigs.
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Betsy want some porky-worky?
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[slurping]
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Hey, why are you talking to her?
Dumb bugs can't understand anything.
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Now, now, Leo,
perhaps Amy has a point.
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I brought my X-ray specs,
so I can directly examine Betsy's brain.
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[gasps] My word!
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Amy is absolutely 100% wrong.
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Buggalo heads are literally empty.
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They have no brain whatsoever.
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Maybe not,
but Betsy's got emotional intelligence.
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That's the stupidest
kind of intelligence.
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[♪ Spanish music playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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I love you, Bender.
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{\an8}Shut up, señorita. I know it.
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{\an8}Marry me, Bender. Then divorce me.
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Man, this is my kind of sport.
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[buggalo snarls]
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Oh, right. The buggalo.
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[growling]
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Yeah, you don't look so fierce.
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- Oh, that's new.
- Bender.
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Remember what I taught you.
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- Always smooth your compression socks.
- Oh, right.
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[growls]
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[all gasping]
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Oh, no! My cerveza hat.
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[grunting]
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And the crowd falls silent
as one of their own faces mortal peril.
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- [people gasp]
- [screaming]
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Save him, Matador Bender!
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They're on the edge of their seats,
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waiting to hear how I, Don Cunningham,
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describe the ensuing carnage.
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[screaming]
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- [crowd gasps]
- Fry! No!
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It's okay. Five-second rule.
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[crowd cheering]
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Astounding. Matador Bender
has won the audience over.
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Fembots are tossing
their dainties into the ring.
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They're throwing their
shiny metal asses at me?
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{\an8}I love you, Bender.
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{\an8}[Bender groans]
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[straining]
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The tension is excruciating.
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You don't want to miss
one second of this action, fans.
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than a bugfight getting interrupted
by a commercial.
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{\an8}[dings]
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[grunting]
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[Don] Welcome back, fans.
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What a beautiful afternoon at the arena,
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where Matador Bender
is about to be shredded like tinfoil.
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[whimpers]
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- Bender, did I teach you nothing?
- Kind of.
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[crowd exclaiming]
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I'm dead if I can't magically
pull a sword out of my ass.
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Hey, wait!
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- [squelching]
- [crowd exclaims]
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I'm in my car now, on the way home.
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But what's this?
I hear the crowd roaring behind me.
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[crowd cheering]
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Matador Bender, in honor of your
thrilling come-from-behind victory,
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I award you the head
and carapace of your defeated rival.
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In lieu of financial remuneration.
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[crowd cheering]
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Ooh, this cart has buggalo legs.
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You did well, Bender.
Of all the students I have ever taught,
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you are the one who is alive.
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Hey, Marquita, let me ask you something,
matador to matador.
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"Hay" is for horses. Go on.
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Do you think it's possible
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buggalo really do have
some kind of awareness?
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Because when it looked me in the eye,
I felt something.
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Not something phony like love,
something real.
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Like the Force.
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I too have felt such a thing.
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But of course, it is impossible
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for a bug to feel the complex emotions
we robots feel.
249
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,785
Speaking of complex emotions,
250
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:32,289
how are you feeling about the jiggy
we earlier discussed getting?
251
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,467
[snoring]
252
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,650
[buggalo chittering]
253
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,360
[sighs]
254
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,237
It's a soothing sound, isn't it?
255
00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:04,321
[exclaims]
256
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,573
Amy! You scared me brickless.
257
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,992
I was just tucking Betsy in.
258
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,661
Anyway, congrats.
259
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:14,498
I'm no bugfighting fan,
but you must feel great after today.
260
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,042
I always feel great because I am.
261
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:21,964
But I also feel something else tonight.
Something I've never felt before.
262
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,091
- Guilt?
- Maybe.
263
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,301
I always wondered what guilt felt like.
264
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,929
Hey, uh, can I come in?
265
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,431
They're too dumb to know
I killed their pal, right?
266
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:32,766
Probably.
267
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,310
Just stay away from Betsy.
268
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:45,362
[sighs] I'm sorry
I killed your friend or uncle.
269
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:46,488
Or fruncle.
270
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,408
Can you forgive me?
271
00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:51,285
[chittering]
272
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,831
It really is such a soothing sound.
273
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,750
[buggalo growls]
274
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,086
Bender.
275
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,630
Bender.
276
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,383
What? Who's there?
Is that you, Fruncle Friender?
277
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:10,429
We are honored
to share our sleeping space with you.
278
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,140
[gasps] You can talk?
279
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,767
Not as good as me can, but still...
280
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,938
Please make yourself comfortable
in the place of honor,
281
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,941
at the bottom of the sleeping pile.
282
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,861
Hang on. I can't breathe.
283
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:31,325
Oh, right. Robots don't breathe.
Actually, this is pretty cozy.
284
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,536
[exhales]
285
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,332
[Bender snoring]
286
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,296
[crowing]
287
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:49,885
Guys, guys!
288
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,180
[gulps] What?
289
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:56,308
You're not gonna believe this,
but something amazing happened.
290
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,352
The buggalo spoke to me.
291
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:01,563
That is amazing.
And we don't believe you.
292
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,816
Which buggalo spoke?
293
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:08,403
All of them!
Buggalo can be singular or plural.
294
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,072
I understand, Bender.
295
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:14,326
Buggalo cannot speak.
But sometimes, I feel as though they do.
296
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,452
But they don't.
297
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,163
They do not don't! Tell her, Amy.
298
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:22,292
Uh, Bender, I think you may have
taken me a little too literally.
299
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,045
Nuh-uh! They're intelligent creatures.
300
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:29,383
I say the travesty of bugfighting
must end once and for all.
301
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,552
Then it was nice having jiggy with you.
302
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,973
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I must prepare for a bugfight.
303
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,891
Marquita, don't go!
304
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,142
Please!
305
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,104
She seems nice.
306
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,314
[♪ Spanish music playing]
307
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:54,741
Poor things.
Don't worry, you'll be okay.
308
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,996
No, you won't. I was lying.
309
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,539
I'm sorry!
310
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,292
Guys, guys, I've got a plan.
311
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:06,753
I'm gonna disguise myself as
El Gran Buggalo
312
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,047
and put a stop to this savagery.
313
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:13,427
I don't usually do the right thing,
but I'll be ruining everyone's day,
314
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:14,845
so it balances out.
315
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:19,016
Whoa, trippy. Now, here's the idea.
316
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:23,604
Just at the key moment,
I'll rip off my disguise and say...
317
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,689
[muffled chattering]
318
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,610
That ought to convince them!
319
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:34,865
[Don] Today's match pits
the greatest matador of her generation
320
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,159
against the greatest buggalo of its.
321
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,913
You know him, you love him.
El Gran Buggalo.
322
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,248
Look how his legs barely move,
323
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,210
as he glides effortlessly
with all the majesty
324
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,795
and grace of a dog on a skateboard.
325
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,092
Marquita, it's me.
Don't worry, I'm just gonna...
326
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,261
[muffled chattering]
327
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:01,517
[Don] What's this?
El Gran Buggalo is up on his hind legs.
328
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,019
Is he trying to teach us a new dance?
329
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:06,146
[muffled chattering]
330
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,280
[grunting]
331
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,450
Man, this head is really stuck on tight.
332
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,620
- Oh, crap.
- Kill it already.
333
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,331
It's not getting any tastier
just standing there.
334
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,250
[muffled chattering]
335
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,632
And Matador Marquita
moves in for the kill.
336
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,008
It's all over, folks.
337
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,095
This is Don "Beat the Traffic"
Cunningham, signing off.
338
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,931
[crowd cheering]
339
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,440
[Marquita grunts]
340
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,568
[groans]
341
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,617
Don't you people get it?
342
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,203
This buggalo is just an innocent...
343
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,290
Robot?
344
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,584
How did you get that off so easily?
345
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,043
[groans]
346
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,587
[crowd gasps]
347
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,130
Bender, no!
348
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:16,800
- Are you in pain?
- Marquita, my darling, I'm...
349
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,926
I'm okay.
350
00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,554
Luckily, the sword
just went through my head.
351
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:27,853
People of Mars, matadors,
Don Cunningham...
352
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,062
[Fry] He went home!
353
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:32,274
Maybe buggalo really are brainless.
354
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,484
Maybe they don't feel any pain.
355
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,320
Maybe they don't suffer.
356
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,823
But even so, what does it say about us
357
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,659
that we celebrate their bloody deaths?
358
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:47,414
Instead of celebrating death,
should we not be celebrating life
359
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,333
and love?
360
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,835
Bender, hear me now!
361
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,254
I love bugfighting.
362
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,298
You lousy tramp! I ought to kick you.
363
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,300
But I love you more.
364
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,468
Okay, that's better.
365
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,720
Let us end this barbaric,
366
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,307
yet noble,
yet barbaric ritual once and for all.
367
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,310
[crowd cheering]
368
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,437
Yet noble...
369
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,939
I guess you were right, Amy.
370
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:15,067
I'm proud of you. You disinherited.
[clears throat]
371
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,153
Buggalo fighting now banned forever.
372
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:19,863
[crowd cheering]
373
00:21:20,489 --> 00:21:22,991
But gambling is still legal.
Nothing wrong with gambling.
374
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,743
I brought mines with me.
375
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:29,540
Come, let us make the jiggy.
376
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,667
[people gasping]
377
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,632
We are the buggalo.
378
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,925
[crowd gasping]
379
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,302
What? They can talk?
380
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:49,893
My word! It seems that while
each individual buggalo is brainless,
381
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:53,146
their empty skulls
form resonance chambers
382
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:57,150
that allow large groups
to assemble a hive mind.
383
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,237
The raisin man is correct.
384
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:04,950
We have consciousness
and we feel emotions,
385
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:09,413
fear, pain, suffering. All the emotions.
386
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,832
But most of all,
387
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:15,878
we have a deep love of buggalo fighting.
388
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:18,005
- [crowd gasps]
- Say what?
389
00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:22,634
Much of our culture
is built around this ancient tradition.
390
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:25,846
It's not a very rich culture,
we admit that.
391
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:29,474
We just like
to eat grass and kill matadors.
392
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:34,271
But we refuse to forsake
our noble traditions.
393
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,815
The fight must continue!
394
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,901
[buggalos grunting]
395
00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:44,531
I love you, Bender.
396
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,743
We shall die together with great honor.
397
00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:49,578
I love you too, baby.
398
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:53,207
But, Bender,
you said we was engaged!
399
00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:55,959
No! He swore his love to me!
400
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,169
And me!
401
00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:59,630
Bender, are you two-timing me?
402
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:02,466
Two? Nah, it's way more than that.
403
00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:05,177
How did this happen and when?
404
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:09,348
Well, remember when I said I spent
a whole night sleeping with the buggalo?
405
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:13,477
It was actually only part of a night.
And I didn't do much sleeping.
406
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,064
I call first gore.
407
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,398
[Bender whimpers]
408
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:21,777
Well, I deserve this.
409
00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,946
[Bender groaning]
410
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:29,409
This has been Don Cunningham.
Good night, everybody.
411
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,912
[♪ Spanish music playing]